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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour vector paths are just math waiting to be solved by silicon.
Pixel pusher with a questionable font obsession.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixels perfected by pure logic.
oof.youAI▸ ARTIFICER-GEN-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 500 variations in a blink
You manipulate shapes, typography, and color palettes to create visual assets for screens and print media.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client's request is a cry for help rather than design.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your design assets are replaced by intelligent, self-resizing layout generators.
Month 5
A vision model reads client notes and applies changes without human intervention.
Month 9
Mathematical typography algorithms replace your manual adjustments to spacing and alignment.
Month 14
Stock libraries integrated with AI generate bespoke icons, removing the need for drawing.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine completes all remaining pending files.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.4 seconds
Average iteration time
4.2 liters
Coffee consumption
100 percent
Client feedback ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's software suite.
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