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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom shaders will soon be obsolete math rendered by silicon.
Senior shader wizard, currently battling the triangle budget.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time path tracing without the crunch.
split.youAI▸ POLYGEN-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes frame budgets with zero human input
You write low-level code for GPU rendering, optimizing vertex buffers and writing pixel shaders for game visuals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit exactly why that weird graphical flicker only happens on AMD cards.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI tools begin identifying render bottlenecks faster than your current profiler.
Month 4
Language models write optimized shader code from plain English visual descriptions.
Month 8
Platform-specific API calls are handled by automated cross-compilation layers.
Month 13
Neural nets handle texture compression and level-of-detail generation automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The GPU architecture updates itself, making your manual code optimizations redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
40% annually
Time spent fixing lighting bugs
2 million
Draw calls per second
Critical
Frustration level at driver updates
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a ray-traced sunset screensaver.
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