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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSolving complex geometry problems just to make water look slightly wetter.
High-dimensional math enthusiast with a penchant for teapot models.
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oof.youAI▸ GEOMCOMPUTE ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes vertex shaders in real time
Conducts research into rendering algorithms, mesh processing, and geometry simulations. Publishes findings to justify existence while waiting for faster GPU compute cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the math works when the neural net hallucinations fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scrapers digest all recent arXiv submissions to instantly summarize state-of-the-art geometry techniques.
Month 4
Generative models produce perfectly manifold 3D datasets, eliminating the need for manual point cloud cleaning.
Month 8
Differentiable rendering engines replace manual shader tweaking with gradient-based visual optimization.
Month 13
Formal verification software automatically generates and checks proofs for new geometry processing algorithms.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your research workstation is wiped, and the GeomCompute Engine assumes all academic publication duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
82 percent
Paper rejection rate
1:0.04
Coffee-to-code ratio
400 hours
Time spent debugging meshes
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own unpublished preprints.
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