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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour GPU cycles are better spent training my replacement logic.
Senior Shader Specialist, Professional Edge-Case Hunter.
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compiles complex implicit surfaces in constant time
You optimize signed distance fields for real-time rendering. You spend months chasing paper-thin visual artifacts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which edge-case shader variable is causing the flickering.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Models scan your repo to suggest faster math alternatives.
Month 4
AI systems synthesize and implement new rendering papers automatically.
Month 9
Systems optimize your shaders better than manual hand-tuning.
Month 14
New GPU hardware accelerates implicit math at the silicon level.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human rendering research is officially declared a legacy hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
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Coffee per paper
94 percent
Time spent debugging
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