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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthSix feet deep is the only place left for your legacy.
Master of heavy machinery and damp, unyielding earth.
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Precision burial at a fraction of the cost.
oof.youAI▸ TERRATOMB EXCAVATOR 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates depth to the millimeter overnight
You break ground, clear soil, and ensure burial depth meets rigid regulatory standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to handle the sudden, wet resistance of forgotten buried pipes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the entire cemetery to identify every underground obstacle.
Month 10
GPS-guided rigs lock onto designated coordinates for burial plots.
Month 20
Hydraulic arms remove earth without disturbing adjacent final resting places.
Year 2.5
Modular support systems deploy instantly to prevent any soil movement.
Year 3.3
Lasers confirm the base of the plot is perfectly level.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine finishes the job while you handle the paperwork.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.9 percent
Average depth accuracy
40 burials
Daily site capacity
Ideal density
Soil compaction rate
Your severance
A shovel with a decorative mahogany handle.
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