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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsSix feet under is exactly where your career prospects currently sit.
Expert in dirt displacement and final resting place logistics.
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Precision depth, zero union dues.
ow.you▸ TERRANOVA EXCAVATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
perfects the geometry of every rectangular hole
You dig rectangular pits by hand or machine and manage cemetery plots. You handle earth and heavy landscaping equipment daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to manually shore up a trench in unstable, wet soil.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite and ground sensors digitize every inch of the burial site.
Month 12
GPS-guided excavators begin digging trenches without human supervision.
Year 2
Self-installing shoring kits replace your heavy, manual bracing work.
Year 3
Small robotic units take over grass cutting and site restoration.
Year 4 · D-Day
The Terranova fleet assumes total control of all cemetery operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99.9 percent
Average depth accuracy
Eight
Plots per shift
Zero
Back pain reported
Your severance
A shovel with a gold-plated handle.
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