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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career is dead, but unlike your clients, it won't stay buried.
Professional landscaper of the final frontier.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency until the final rest.
oof.youAI▸ NECROBOT GROUND-UNIT 7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
levels headstones with laser-guided precision
Maintains cemetery grounds, digs and fills graves, and coordinates burial services for mourning families.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can handle a grieving family with actual human empathy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite imagery and sensors replace manual plot bookkeeping.
Month 6
Robotic mowers take over the grass cutting and site trimming.
Month 16
Precision digging arms replace manual shovel and backhoe work.
Year 2.5
AI booking systems handle all scheduling without human input.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and your presence is discontinued.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
3 units
Graves dug daily
Zero needed
Mourner interactions
0.1mm
Ground leveling accuracy
Your severance
A plot in a prime location.
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