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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYou are just a glorified lawnmower with a very grim commute.
Professional dirt-management enthusiast and silence-keeper.
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Maintaining burial grounds involves mowing grass, digging plots, and managing grave aesthetics. Your presence is mostly for decor.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows exactly which headstones tilt because of the rain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Lidar scans map every single plot to a precise grid.
Month 12
Self-driving mowers take over the grass maintenance entirely.
Year 2.4
Robotic drilling rigs handle all future burial plot preparation.
Year 3.4
Touchscreens replace your role in helping families find graves.
Year 5 · D-Day
The site manages itself through sensors, making you officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14
Average lawns mowed weekly
22
Plots dug per year
Irrelevant
Human emotional attachment
Your severance
A plot in a non-prime location.
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