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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace GRC Security Specialist jobs? · Latest report #8fr78cz9
Your job has an expiration date
January 23, 2028
In 15 monthsYou protect the data, but nobody is protecting your job.
Professional box-checker and slide-deck security visionary.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security mapping for a risk-free future.
split.youAI▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE CORE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-signs every security policy in seconds
You map controls to spreadsheets and sweat over compliance audits while pretend-worrying about AI hallucination risks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human auditor with a completely straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots pull security logs directly from cloud APIs without your help.
Month 4
Models read your policies and map them to controls automatically.
Month 8
The system monitors compliance in real-time, removing your manual oversight.
Month 12
AI writes and updates every security document based on industry shifts.
Month 15 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
482
Spreadsheets per quarter
19 hours/week
Meetings about nothing
99.9%
Compliance checklists auto-failed
Your severance
A one-year license to our premium audit log archive.
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