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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your complex compliance spreadsheets into a single elegant JSON file.
Master of ISO 27001, collector of endless compliance PDFs
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Compliance without the human error
split.youAI▸ AUDITBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates evidence collection across entire cloud stacks
You chase audit evidence and map business controls to regulations. Your days are mostly tracking policy gaps and reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully argue with an auditor that a missing policy is actually a strategic feature.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system pulls all your current policy files into memory.
Month 4
It links your controls to regulations without needing a human.
Month 9
Direct API hooks replace your email chains with department heads.
Month 13
Real-time compliance status views replace your static monthly reports.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to reassign your focus elsewhere permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
400+
Spreadsheets per quarter
120
Hours spent chasing signatures
High
Regulator panic levels
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated self-audit software.
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