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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your vague eco-ambitions into cold, hard, automated compliance charts.
Professional guilt-tripper for corporate environmental compliance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sustainability auditing without the inconvenient human empathy.
oof.youAI▸ ECOMETRIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite grant applications in milliseconds
You consult on sustainability and chase grants. You also teach workshops about turning business trash into new resources.
The one thing AI can't do
You can convincingly pretend to care about a client's specific local sustainability pain points.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time energy usage data directly from client systems.
Month 4
Language models generate perfect grant applications based on current funding.
Month 8
The workshop is replaced by a high-pressure interactive training app.
Month 13
Real-time dashboarding removes the need for human progress check-ins.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system automatically fires the consultant while ordering the equipment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
400x faster
Audit speed
99.9 percent
Grant success rate
zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free LED bulb and a digital certificate.
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