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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsWatering plants is hard, but clicking approve on payroll is not.
Office plant whisperer and payroll data wrangler.
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Automated payroll and thirst-sensing plant care.
ow.youAI▸ BOTANYOFFICE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates payroll with zero typos
You track hours for seasonal workers and keep the office ferns from dying of neglect.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who remembers which plant likes indirect sunlight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Payroll software connects directly to the bank server.
Week 9
Humidity sensors are placed in every office pot.
Month 5
Small tubes replace your watering can ritual.
Month 10
The AI calculates hours without your human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the office dashboard is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12 percent
Watering error rate
45 wpm
Payroll typing speed
42 pots
Plants saved annually
Your severance
A plastic watering can and a dying succulent.
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