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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour sausage roll warming skills are no match for thermal sensors.
Master of the pastry tongs and floor mop
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Perfect temperature, zero personality.
oof.youAI▸ PASTRYBOT PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers hot pasties with perfect thermal precision
You stock shelves, operate hot ovens, clean spills, and manage customer queues during morning breakfast rushes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to complain about the temperature.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Screens replace your need to explain what is in a sandwich.
Month 7
Floor scrubbers map the shop and remove spills without you.
Month 16
Automated arms move stock from crates to display cases precisely.
Year 2.3
Computerized ovens sync with demand to bake exactly enough units.
Year 3 · D-Day
Human presence is removed for optimal thermal and inventory management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 milliseconds
Average oven recovery time
99.9 percent
Spill detection accuracy
0 seconds
Customer interaction latency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of coupons for cold food.
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