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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy your final shifts flipping teriyaki before the metal arms arrive.
Master of the flat-top and the teriyaki glaze.
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toast.youAI▸ WABABOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
sears 500 portions per hour without fatigue
You sear marinated chicken and steak on flat-top grills for fast service. You handle high-heat grease and tight schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if the marinade is off just by the smell.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors monitor your cook times and heat levels to train robots.
Month 9
Robotic arms take over the meat seasoning and tray loading.
Month 18
A gantry rail system replaces manual meat flipping on the flat-top.
Year 2.2
Transparent partitions protect customers from the high-speed automated grill arms.
Year 3 · D-Day
The grill bot handles all searing duties with zero human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
450 pieces
Meat flipped per hour
Zero
Grease splatter tolerance
Under 2%
Average cook error
Your severance
One lifetime supply of complimentary teriyaki sauce packets.
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