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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced outdoor steel boxes to people who want to feel manly.
Expert in BTU jargon and flat-pack frustration.
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The infinite grill expert that never tires.
bzzt.youAI▸ BARBEQUEBOT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
demonstrates flame control with zero human error
You guide customers through BTU ratings, surface area, and stainless steel grades. You also assemble the floor models that nobody wants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can smell when a customer is bluffing about owning a smoker already.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID sensors replace your manual tracking of box quantities on the sales floor.
Month 7
Digital kiosks answer BTU questions with higher accuracy and less condescension than you.
Month 16
A robotic gantry system assembles floor models overnight, eliminating the need for human hand-tool usage.
Year 2.1
Interactive screens guide customers through purchasing, upsells, and warranty registration without human intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The aisle is fully autonomous, and your badge access to the grill section is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 minutes
Average model assembly time
14 percent
Upsell success rate
89 percent
Customer questions about charcoal
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood pellets.
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