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Scythe-swinging professional with a very outdated brand image.
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Efficiency for the afterlife.
pop?you▸ SOULEXTRACT-9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
reaps souls with maximum bureaucratic efficiency
You collect souls using a scythe and cloak. You are basically a slow, seasonal middle-manager of existential exits.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can look terrified mortals in the eye.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
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Cloud servers replace your dusty paper scrolls for tracking departures.
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Autonomous vision-drones monitor locations to pinpoint expiring assets faster.
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Localized vacuum-seal technology extracts essence without the messy physical scythe.
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SoulExtract-9000 units sync to a central database for global optimization.
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Your cloak is recycled and your scythe becomes museum wall art.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too few
Souls harvested per shift
high
Cloak dry cleaning cost
too long
Average scythe sharpening time
Your severance
A slightly used hourglass and some dry dust.
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