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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are literally just a human magnet for metal discs.
Professional retriever of abandoned shopping cart deposits.
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Extracting change so you do not have to.
brr.you▸ COINFETCH 3000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
extracts every stray coin from the rack
You retrieve carts from the lot and manually extract forgotten coins from locking mechanisms.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuition to know which cart is actually broken versus just stubborn.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify abandoned carts with coins still in the slots.
Month 8
Small automated units navigate the lot to collect loose carts.
Month 20
Pincers pull the coins out of the locks during retrieval.
Year 3.2
The carts return themselves to the bay without human help.
Year 4 · D-Day
The parking lot is fully automated and coin-less.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42
Coins salvaged daily
18,000
Steps walked per shift
High
Regret per quarter
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty grocery bags.
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