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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Grocery Cart Retriever jobs? · Latest report #j9bbaa2b
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are just a glorified magnet for runaway metal shopping baskets.
Master of the wind-swept asphalt wilderness.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Rounding up your assets with precision efficiency.
toast.youAI▸ RETRIEVER-X AUTONOMOUS SWARM▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
aggregates metal fleets without human intervention
You hunt down stray metal carts in the parking lot and bring them back to the entrance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly which driver is about to leave their cart in a parking spot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Embedded magnets signal the location of every stray cart wirelessly.
Month 10
Autonomous pods begin collecting carts during low-traffic overnight hours.
Month 20
Lidar sensors map the parking lot to dodge human vehicles.
Year 2.7
Swarm units deploy immediately when a customer releases a cart.
Year 4 · D-Day
The last human cart pusher is officially logged out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
12 units
Average carts per run
22,000 steps
Steps walked per shift
Sub-optimal
Weather tolerance rating
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium heavy-duty bungee cords.
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