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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour salary is the only thing currently keeping the stock afloat.
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liquidates assets while you are on vacation
You shuffle board agendas and approve store footprints while pretending you understand why customers prefer avocados over apples.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to shareholders with a straight face during a recession.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors and analytics replace your quarterly earnings narrative with cold math.
Month 8
Smart software signs supply contracts directly with warehouses to reduce costs.
Month 15
An AI agent handles investor relations calls without the need for charisma.
Month 20
Site selection is automated based on real-time foot traffic and demographics.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The board fires you and installs the software controller for eternity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42
Annual board meeting naps
11
Quarterly market pivots
99%
Human error probability
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying you were an industry visionary.
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