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December 17, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsScanning barcodes is a job for a machine with no soul.
Professional label-facer and barcode-scanner extraordinaire.
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Face products faster than humanly possible.
sluurp.you▸ SHELFBOT AUTO-STOCKER 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks every aisle during your lunch break
You stock shelves, face items, and scan groceries until the store closes. The cycle repeats every single day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the contents of a customer's shopping cart without saying a word.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Weight sensors in aisles detect exactly when an item needs restocking.
Month 8
Small robots move pallets from the backroom directly to aisles.
Month 18
Pneumatic arms push items to the front edge of shelves.
Year 2.4
Dedicated floor-cleaning droids detect and sanitize spills in real-time.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The store completes its transition to fully automated inventory and checkout.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
800
Average items scanned per hour
12%
Empty shelf time percentage
14
Spilled milk cleanups monthly
Your severance
One free gallon of milk and a generic coupon.
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