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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track the shelf life, but you cannot stop your own.
Master of spreadsheets, guardian of the warehouse pallet log.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total stock control, zero human fatigue.
glub.youAI▸ SUPPLYCHAINFLOW V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts nationwide stock levels in real time
You monitor inventory levels, manage supplier shipping windows, and adjust stock orders based on daily sales data patterns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused delivery driver why the loading dock is jammed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID sensors replace your manual tallying of every incoming pallet.
Month 4
Automated models dictate order volumes instead of your gut feeling.
Month 8
Bots handle claims with suppliers without you needing to email.
Month 13
Your software dashboard now makes all the final ordering decisions.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs perfectly without your input or your employment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9 percent
Inventory forecast accuracy
12 percent
Human error margin
Microseconds
Replenishment speed
Your severance
One year of free shelf-stable pasta and canned beans.
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