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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy being the human shield for people who can't find milk.
Professional listener to people who lost their coupons.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Silence the complaints with cold, hard logic.
squeeze.you▸ REFUNDRATER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies refund requests with terrifying, polite precision
You process endless returns, navigate angry customer complaints, and manage store loyalty program issues all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a customer's specific brand of lying before they open their mouth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple inquiries are rerouted to a text-based bot.
Month 4
Returns are processed via scanning stations and locked drawers.
Month 8
The logic engine handles all escalations without human intervention.
Month 13
Sensors map store traffic to answer location questions automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The desk is replaced by a vending machine for complaints.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 Newtons
Average smile force
1.2 Liters
Tears shed per shift
18 Units
Returns processed hourly
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired store brand coupons.
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