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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou represent the face of corporate apathy, and it is expensive.
Professional listener to complaints about bruised bananas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation at a fraction of the cost.
toast.youAI▸ SERVICEKIOSK 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises tantrums with automated store credit
You handle customer complaints and returns while managing long lines of impatient shoppers. You are essentially a human shield.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about a refund.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Interactive screens take over basic product location questions.
Month 5
Receipt scanning hardware logs and approves standard store returns.
Month 10
Sensors identify angry customers before they reach the counter.
Month 17
Off-site agents handle complex disputes via live video connection.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The service counter is fully replaced by self-governing AI pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
2 seconds
Average smile duration
4.2
Returns processed hourly
12 weekly
Customer rage incidents
Your severance
A coupon for 5% off your next grocery shop.
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