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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou track inventory so your algorithm-driven overlords do not have to.
Master of aisles, guardian of the clearance rack.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated inventory perfection in every aisle.
help!youAI▸ SHELVMATE V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes shelf-life algorithms in real-time
You manage shelf rotations, order stock based on fickle consumer demand, and handle the endless manual labor of merchandising.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly which dented can of beans the regulars refuse to buy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deploying IoT shelf sensors to track stock levels without human sight.
Month 10
Replacing manual procurement spreadsheets with predictive purchasing demand software.
Year 1.9
Installing vision-guided gantry systems to handle product rotation and facing.
Year 3
Integrating automated thermal monitoring to remove manual health code checks.
Year 4 · D-Day
Disabling human access to the store floor and finalizing your redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99%
Shrink rate reduction
Zero
Manual stocking hours
Absolute
Inventory accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of coupons for expired dairy.
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