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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSorting kale is a job for a robot, not a human.
Professional shelf-facer and stock-rotation enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shelves that fill themselves before you ask.
help!youAI▸ AISLEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks the entire frozen section in minutes
You track inventory levels, manage shelf displays, and rotate stock. Your main job is keeping the aisles perfectly stocked.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a customer's specific brand of frustration before they even find the manager.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking inventory levels directly from the shelf weight.
Month 5
Inventory systems order stock directly from suppliers without your input.
Month 13
Robotic arms in the back room begin moving pallets to the floor.
Month 21
Small track-based units slide along shelves to keep products aligned.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The store operates at maximum efficiency without any human floor supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.1%
450
Items faced per minute
99%
Spilled milk detection accuracy
0 seconds
Staff break time stolen
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired canned corn.
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