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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are a glorified switch for when the self-checkout inevitably crashes.
Professional referee for people upset about expired dairy coupons.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving store disputes with cold logic.
squeeze.youAI▸ QUEUEMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes complaints with automated store credit
You supervise cashiers, handle customer complaints about prices, and override locked registers when the scanners fail.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a frustrated customer out of a tantrum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Cameras track checkout friction points to optimize staffing without human input.
Month 7
The register software now auto-approves common price discrepancies and void requests.
Month 14
Digital kiosks replace your face in resolving standard refund disputes.
Month 23
Algorithms handle all employee breaks and schedule rotations based on traffic.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The manager podium is removed to save floor space for displays.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.1 seconds
Register override speed
Zero
Angry customer patience level
None
Shift coverage gaps
Your severance
A lifetime supply of coupons for broken eggs.
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