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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsA professional walking enthusiast with a job that ends in concrete.
Professional parking lot cart wrangler and weather-beaten wanderer.
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Collecting your metal cages without the sweating.
bzzt.youAI▸ RETRIEV-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
snatches stray carts with magnetic precision
You gather loose shopping carts from the parking lot and organize them into store vestibules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the physics of a runaway cart hitting a luxury sedan.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify high-traffic cart abandonment zones for optimal pathing.
Month 8
Carts gain self-braking tech to prevent rolling into customer vehicles.
Month 16
Small robots attach to cart stacks to navigate them inside.
Year 2.3
Parking lots upgraded with magnetic lines to simplify robot navigation.
Year 3 · D-Day
The fleet manages the entire lot without human physical intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
too many
carts dragged
constant
sun exposure
100%
customer rage
Your severance
A coupon for one free ride in the cart.
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