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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou get paid millions to blame rising prices on supply chains.
Professional spreadsheet gazer and dividend harvester.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing shareholder value through cold, hard math.
stretchy.youAI▸ CEO-STRATEGY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
slashes operational overhead by firing middle managers
You juggle supplier contracts and store profit margins while pretending to understand local consumer shopping habits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a straight face during a shareholder earnings call.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin identifying cheaper suppliers faster than your procurement team.
Month 5
Dynamic pricing software replaces your gut feeling on profit margins.
Month 13
A dashboard presents board members with better data than your slides.
Year 1.9
Your public statements are generated by LLMs optimized for investor confidence.
Year 3 · D-Day
The board realizes a server rack costs less than your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
3.2 percent
Quarterly margin expansion
78 percent
Time spent in meetings
zero
Actual labor value added
Your severance
One gold-plated grocery cart and a loyalty card.
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