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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsCollecting carts in the rain is a skill for robots, not humans.
Professional cart wrangler and spill hazard neutralizer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning up your mess, one aisle at a time.
ow.youAI▸ CARTBOT AUTO-GATHERER V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears the parking lot while you sleep
You spend all day gathering shopping carts, cleaning spills, and bagging groceries for ungrateful customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows exactly where the hidden spill cleanup kit is kept.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Carts notify their own location to automated retrieval units.
Month 5
Floor sensors identify liquid and dispatch a cleaning bot instantly.
Month 13
Robotic arms pack items based on weight and crush resistance.
Year 2.1
Small robots patrol the aisles to replace manual trash collection.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The entire front-end operation runs perfectly without a human present.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
45
Carts retrieved hourly
99%
Spill cleanup accuracy
Maximum
Employee boredom index
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic paper bags.
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