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October 5, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour smile is a low-bandwidth interface for a high-speed scanner.
Professional human beacon of retail forced-cheerfulness.
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squeeze.you▸ GREETBOT PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects a holographic coupon in real time
You stand near sliding doors to offer baskets and greetings to arriving shoppers all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a customer is actually having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Large screens replace the verbal welcome with targeted video ads.
Month 7
Gravity-fed chutes release baskets automatically without human intervention.
Month 15
Self-driving cart returns keep the lobby clear without manual pushing.
Month 19
Touchscreens provide store maps and answer all basic product questions.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The kiosk displays a final 'Thank you for your service' message.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Infinite
Greetings per hour
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
Minimal
Customer annoyance level
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-automated bingo hall.
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