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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsMoving glass bottles between shelves is a high-risk, low-intelligence task.
Stocker of heavy glass, arch-nemesis of the warehouse back-end.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total shelf alignment without the back pain.
help!youAI▸ SHELF-BOT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
restacks aisles without dropping a single unit
You transport beverage cases from backrooms to aisles and align bottles by their labels. Your labor is inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify if a leaky bottle cap is loose before it causes damage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart shelf sensors track exactly where every bottle is currently located.
Month 6
Autonomous pallet jacks learn the store layout to navigate around shoppers.
Month 16
Small robotic arms move cases from pallets directly onto display shelves.
Year 2.5
Vision systems ensure every label faces the buyer for optimal marketing.
Year 4 · D-Day
The final human stocker is replaced by an efficient inventory system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
250
Bottles moved per hour
0.01%
Spillage waste rate
100%
Shelf spacing consistency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of warm beer.
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