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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou write code to track satellites, but I track your keystrokes.
Senior code-monkey for things that stay in space.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomous orbit control without the human fatigue.
ow.youAI▸ ORBITALLOGIC CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches mission code during live orbit maneuvers
You monitor telemetry data and update control software for satellite networks. You fix mission-critical bugs under extreme pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a satellite signal anomaly is just ghosting interference.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models flag telemetry anomalies before your eyes even see them.
Month 4
Automated agents push software fixes to ground stations while you sleep.
Month 8
Load balancers handle all station-keeping commands without manual oversight.
Month 13
The software manages its own deployments and self-heals corrupted code.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system monitors the satellites and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
near zero
Telemetry latency
4.2 percent
Human error rate
lethal levels
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free pass to the low-earth orbit debris field.
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