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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsMoving sugar water from A to B is not a career path.
Professional shelf-filler and sugar-delivery operative
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split.youAI▸ SHELFBOT V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks three aisles during the night
You stock shelves with carbonated beverages and rotate inventory by date. You maximize display space to tempt impulsive customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a misaligned shelf label from across the aisle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Computer vision sensors map every aisle to track stock levels in real time.
Month 8
Algorithms dictate exact shelf placement, removing your need to interpret store guides.
Month 20
Autonomous inventory tracking systems initiate restock alerts directly to the warehouse.
Year 2.6
Overhead robotic arms begin overnight shelf replenishment in pilot retail locations.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your access badge is revoked as the warehouse fleet handles all final distribution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
450
Soda cans faced per hour
9/10
Lifting exertion score
0.4%
Expiry date oversight
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm diet cola
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