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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsOrbiting the problem while your code remains trapped on the ground.
Full-stack engineer lost in a sea of telemetry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomous constellation management, no humans required.
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autonomously reconfigures satellite antenna arrays
You write telemetry processing software and UI dashboards for satellite constellations. Your code keeps satellites pointed and healthy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can troubleshoot an impossible state machine error in legacy C++ during an eclipse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Adaptive UI models recreate your React frontend based on telemetry.
Month 5
Formal verification logic replaces manual C++ packet parser maintenance.
Month 10
Autonomous agents detect and patch attitude anomalies without your input.
Month 15
Integration logic maps vendor APIs without writing bridge code.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens expire as the system goes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Zero milliseconds
Telemetry latency
Non-existent
Bug density
None
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a low-earth orbit graveyard.
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