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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsConcrete doesn't need your approval to cure, and neither do we.
Laying the foundation for houses people can barely afford.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect edges, zero effort.
no no noyouAI▸ KERBMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pours perfect concrete curbs in sub-zero temps
You measure, excavate, and pour concrete for kerbs and paths. Our machine does it faster without the lunch break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a hidden utility pipe that the site plans missed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite scans replace your paper blueprints with precision coordinates.
Month 7
GPS-guided diggers remove the guesswork from your site prep.
Month 16
Slip-form machines lay concrete curb lines in one continuous pass.
Year 2.2
Computer vision sensors scan every meter for minor surface cracks.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human labor is disconnected from the site layout process entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.0 millimeters
Average curb alignment error
Zero
Downtime for tea breaks
400 meters
Pavement poured hourly
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-visibility vests.
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