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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsProfessional babysitter for clients who think they know how to design.
Expert in turning creative panic into corporate PowerPoint slides.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the deal without the wine expenses.
bzzt.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights the client into approving everything
Managing client relationships, overseeing creative briefs, and smoothing over budget disputes with endless expensive lunches.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually talented at guessing which vague client demand they will change tomorrow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate campaign briefs based on client sentiment data.
Month 6
Chatbots handle routine status updates and basic client check-ins.
Month 11
Algorithms reconcile billable hours and adjust project scopes autonomously.
Month 15
AI presents real-time A/B tested creative concepts to clients.
Month 22 · D-Day
Human account oversight is officially phased out for algorithmic management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
85 GBP
Average lunch cost
42
Slides per campaign
18
Emails per hour
Your severance
One final expense-paid lunch at an empty bistro.
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