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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthBrokers love your lunch, but my algorithm loves their data.
Professional lunch-taker and professional broker-whisperer.
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Closing deals before the golf game starts.
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predicts renewal churn with 99 percent accuracy
Managing broker relationships and pitching complex insurance products to employers via long sales cycles and relationship-building.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a broker is lying about a competing offer's premiums.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Brokers submit requirements directly to our pricing model API.
Month 5
Chat agents manage the small-talk and status updates via email.
Month 15
Real-time pricing replaces the need for internal underwriting chats.
Year 2.2
Automated platforms replace the need for physical sales presence.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The system finishes the final policy renewal without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
too high
Average lunch tab
0.04 seconds
Broker-call latency
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per deal
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one final expense report.
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