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December 17, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsProfessional ribbon-cutter and expensive ornament for global board meetings.
Professional chair-filler and strategic silence-maintainer.
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Automated consensus without the corporate lunch budget.
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optimises global dividends using cold math
Presides over board governance, steers strategic policy, and manages diplomatic relations with international central banks.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can actually soothe angry shareholders in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All internal board communications are mirrored to the central engine.
Month 7
AI predicts your voting patterns before you speak at meetings.
Month 16
The engine writes all strategy memos for board approval.
Year 2.2
Direct API links replace your diplomatic dinners with regulators.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The board accepts its first non-human chairman unanimously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Excessive
Average lunch expense
Zero
Decisions requiring humans
Statistical noise
Meaningful impact
Your severance
A vintage fountain pen and a quiet exit.
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