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Will AI replace Group Chat Humorist jobs? · Latest report #8328gk9w
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour social currency is just a list of predictable data points.
Professional curator of fleeting digital chuckles.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Witty enough, until you forget it's code.
split.you▸ BANTERNET V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics your specific sarcastic cadence perfectly
You generate low-effort banter based on shared history. Algorithms now scrape that history to simulate your exact personality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine, awkward silence when a joke lands poorly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your entire chat archive to map your humor.
Week 9
It begins sending messages that match your cadence and tone.
Month 3
It adjusts based on the thumbs-up reactions you receive.
Month 5
The bot starts posting faster than your thumbs can move.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are removed from the group; nobody even notices the change.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9 percent
Contextual recall accuracy
0.02 seconds
Average reaction time
Your severance
A PDF copy of all your group chat history.
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