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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your vague client-facing promises into actual, silent, cheaper code.
Master of the pivot deck and the billable hour.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Delivering infinite scale without the ego.
sluurp.you▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
gaslights the entire boardroom into total agreement
You oversee multi-channel strategy, client budgets, and internal creative teams. You sell ideas that machines can generate faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with professional warmth and convincing eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce your weekly status decks in seconds.
Month 5
Algorithms move spend between channels better than your gut feeling.
Month 12
Clients click buttons to approve work instead of emailing you.
Month 16
A synthetic voice handles the strategy calls with perfect poise.
Year 2 · D-Day
The agency moves to a full-stack, human-free account management model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
42
Slides authored daily
99%
Coffee-induced anxiety level
12000
Meaningless buzzword count
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad desk plant.
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