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Will AI replace Group Director of Product jobs? · Latest report #5jim2esv
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou specialize in moving sticky notes across a digital board daily.
Professional slide-deck architect and meeting attendance expert.
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Decisions without the endless meetings.
split.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces strategy decks with automated efficiency reports
You spend days in alignment meetings reviewing slide decks and prioritizing feature backlogs that nobody asked for.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a team is lying to you during a status update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software directly syncs with Jira to generate your status reports.
Month 5
Vision models propose product paths based on market data analysis.
Month 10
Digital agents perform alignment meetings to avoid human schedule fatigue.
Month 15
Execs interact with a dashboard instead of your slide presentations.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access to the project management suite is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4.2 hours
Average sync meeting duration
1200
Slides produced per quarter
Negligible
Actual product shipped
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, meeting-free retreat.
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