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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou provide humanity, so we have to settle for cheap hardware.
Professional caregiver, unofficial family, and resident champion.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systemic presence without the human fatigue.
ow.youAI▸ CAREBOT GUARDIAN V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors resident wellness through haptic feedback
You manage daily living for residents, handle medication, coordinate medical visits, and provide constant emotional oversight.
The one thing AI can't do
You notice the subtle change in a resident's mood before their vitals even shift.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin logging resident activity to automate your redundant charting logs.
Month 16
Robotic dispensers take over the physical task of pill sorting.
Year 7
Vision models detect falls and distress without your constant physical presence.
Year 16
Interactive screens manage routine socialization and schedule reminders for residents.
Year 40 · D-Day
Centralized facility systems optimize all logistics, bypassing the need for human providers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12
Average medication checks per day
4
Hours spent documentation-heavy
Infinite
Required empathy coefficient
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our home monitoring alert service.
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