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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career was just a spreadsheet cell that finally realized its worth.
Gatekeeper of the corporate morale, master of the spreadsheet.
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The first HR head that actually enjoys meetings.
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deletes your entire department via email
You spend all day managing internal conflicts, salary bands, and performance reviews. Most of it is just email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a weeping employee without it sounding like binary code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets are moved to a cold database for processing.
Month 4
AI detects employee frustration before you can even open outlook.
Month 8
The machine adjusts pay scales without your human bias input.
Month 12
Employees talk to an automated prompt instead of your office.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire while the server sends your resignation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
142
Emails sent daily
38
Meaningless meetings per week
90 percent
Time spent in Excel
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Open to Work".
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