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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling peace of mind using spreadsheets and overpriced lunches will end.
Professional lunch-buyer and quarterly quota-sweat enthusiast.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
splat.you▸ POLICYPILOT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates commission structures for maximum profit
You pitch group coverage to HR departments and negotiate premiums over endless quarterly meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can fake genuine concern about a client's dental plan during a rain delay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM begins predicting exactly which clients will renew or churn.
Month 5
Software generates the policy contracts that you used to format manually.
Month 13
Premium rates are calculated and sent directly to clients without human intervention.
Year 2.1
Companies stop funding steakhouse lunches as digital portals handle all renewals.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A single server replaces the entire sales department with infinite scale.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
140 USD
Average lunch tab
0.3 Percent
Cold call success
4000
Spreadsheet rows daily
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct fitness app.
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