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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell seats that the database already knows are empty.
Professional cold-caller of local small business owners.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while the humans are sleeping.
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sends personalized discount codes at 2am
You cold-call local businesses to push ticket packages. You track leads in a CRM until they buy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a local client is just being polite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Software scrapes lead lists to send perfectly timed sales emails.
Month 5
Smart models purge your bad leads and prioritize high-value prospects.
Month 10
A conversational AI handles simple price inquiries and seat selection.
Month 17
Algorithms adjust ticket packages in real-time based on team performance.
Year 2 · D-Day
The CRM takes over final closing and transaction processing automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
80
Cold calls per day
3 minutes
Average sales pitch length
62 percent
CRM entry accuracy
Your severance
A branded hoodie and a complimentary nosebleed seat.
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