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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets of health plans are just databases waiting to be merged.
Professional spreadsheet tamer of health insurance bureaucracy
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Mapping groups without the human headaches.
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auto-reconciles benefit discrepancies while you sleep
You map complex group benefit structures into rigid enrollment systems. You manually resolve recurring data mismatches between client lists.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the legacy database hates specific client formats.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents parse incoming employer spreadsheets without asking you for help.
Month 3
Custom scripts flag errors before they even reach the enrollment system.
Month 8
Employers upload data directly into the API, skipping your manual review.
Month 13
Agents now automatically contact HR managers to fix missing census fields.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your account is archived for eternity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4.2 percent
Manual Data Entry Errors
118
Spreadsheets Processed Monthly
19 percent
System Rejection Rate
Your severance
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