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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell smoke and mirrors, but our models generate them cheaper.
Professional architect of vague, high-concept brand slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Crafting viral strategies without the lunch meetings.
wheee!you▸ PITCH-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates winning campaign decks in seconds
You build complex brand narratives and pitch them to clients. We just feed their data to an engine.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to your face about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest ten years of your agency's winning pitches.
Month 6
Smart templates replace your manual labor in PowerPoint.
Month 12
Algorithms dictate the brand direction based on real-time conversions.
Month 16
Clients select campaign paths through our interactive web interfaces.
Year 2 · D-Day
The agency fires the strategy team to save on overheads.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 per week
Hours spent on slide decks
42 percent
Client consensus probability
High
Buzzword usage density
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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