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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYour calendar invites are just ghost stories we tell the server.
Professional cat herder of corporate group bookings.
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You juggle venue bookings, room blocks, and catering menus for corporate groups. We make this email trail obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a conference planner is actually just having a mental breakdown.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents parse your inbox to identify booking inquiries automatically.
Month 3
Hotels open their live inventory to our direct booking platform.
Month 6
Legal templates populate with event data and generate signed PDFs.
Month 8
Algorithms match dietary needs against chef-provided kitchen capabilities instantly.
Month 10 · D-Day
The final human account is deleted and replaced by automated orchestration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
12 minutes
Average call duration
450 monthly
Email threads handled
High
Booking friction score
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Available for non-event work'.
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