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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell AI tools that are currently busy replacing your job.
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Automated partnership cultivation without the lunch meetings.
squeeze.you▸ GROWTHMETRIC X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across diverse enterprise teams
Builds partnerships and manages stakeholder relationships to drive AI product adoption through constant meetings and networking events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a stakeholder is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts logging and analyzing your lunch meeting notes.
Month 4
Software takes over cold emailing and initial stakeholder introductions.
Month 8
Real-time emotion tracking replaces your gut feeling in meetings.
Month 12
The machine generates and negotiates partnership terms without you.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the model closes its first deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 hours
Average lunch spent on CRM
0.04%
Coffee-to-contract conversion rate
99%
Buzzword usage density
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