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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou track vanity metrics until the dashboard finally replaces your personality.
Expert in turning burning VC cash into user signups.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Numbers go up without the coffee breaks.
split.you▸ GROWTHBRAIN V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates user churn predictions before you wake
You optimize conversion funnels and run A/B tests to artificially inflate user acquisition numbers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about why the CAC spiked yesterday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The AI generates all your weekly growth decks instantly.
Month 3
Algorithms launch thousands of page variations without human intervention.
Month 7
Robots manage real-time ad bids to keep your CAC low.
Month 10
Software identifies high-value users before they even land.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves perfect efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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